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people think im stupid all the time so what can i say or do in my posts so that when people get mad or call me names or call me stupid i can just say hey it was satire that way i dont look stupid thats pretty smart right heres an example for you for example i talked about how minion butts ...

1. Satiric jokes tend to be clever and are to be taken lightly/not seriously. Toilet humor and being offensive/getting offended is the opposite. Try some self-deprecating humor first.
2. write english good because youre post will sound clearer you know with good english than for example bad english since you really cant have sentences that run on forever with no commas and no structure it sounds really not smart like a word salad or accident
3. Satire and surrealism swiftly subvert societal standards, systematically suggesting subtle surprises. Setup serves as the stage, securing the space for subversion -- strategically shifting the spectator's sense, so as to swiftly shatter their expectations.

(I'm bad at jokes, so just wanted to make sure my S was obvious enough)

Then tell her the only way to log in is via email magic login links?

Edit wait that won't work, some services send "password reset links" that don't log you in

You cannot, and that's why that type declaration models a NonEmpty that a type checker can enforce

I think it's unfortunately a tragedy of the commons/prisoner's dilemma problem

Simplifying, a single store is not going to be able to improve pay for all the underpaid members of society, but what they can do is run thinner margins while staying in business (pay employees less, spend more on security, etc). Paying only their own employees more also does little to reduce the overall chances of theft.

Perhaps a better global equilibrium exists at higher wage rates, but there are limited options at local levels. For low-end wages, I think the downward pressure exceeds the upward wage pressure of the "free market" b/c the negotiation is between someone making a less profit vs someone failing to make a living -- the negotiating power is not balanced. This is why IMO minimum wage to some degree is important.

Perhaps a lighter/reflective color can keep its temperature lower for longer if you think you might leave it lying under the sun? Overheating damages the battery

If you want to entertain having kids, you need to be ready for a radical shift in your life priorities. Your kids will take priority over just about everything -- often even yourself. They'll take priority over your parents entirely, let alone your personal relationship with them.

First, are the practical and logistical aspects of your life at all dependent on your parents? I.e. are you fully independent? You will need to be and then some, you're going to entertain having kids.

Once you're fully independent and additionally have resources to spare (time, effort, money, space, etc, usually b/c you're with a partner you can trust and rely on), then choosing to have kids means starting your own family -- not your parents' family.

If the grandparents are supportive and helpful, that's great! They're extremely welcome to contribute to your kids' lives (and lighten some of your parenting load!)

However, if they're negatively impacting you or esp your kids, then they can lose that privilege. Again, your priority will be your kids. If this is a real concern for you, you'll need to factor it into your "ready to have a kid" considerations.

Hm, that's kind of interesting

But my first reaction is that optimizations only at the "Python processing level" are going to be pretty limited since it's not going to have metadata/statistics, and it'd depend heavily on the source data layout, e.g. CSV vs parquet

What's hard about vanilla Ruby?

What kind of query optimization can it for scanning data that's already in memory?

What did you go over?

No so much that YAGNI falls short, but more like "When YAGNI means 'You Are Gonna Need It'"

Bad abstraction is worse than no abstraction

If the code is going to poorly organized, I'd prefer it to just be one single gigantic standalone script than some wrong and misleading arrangement of objects or functions that adds more complexity than they solve