Kushia

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

We just need a free dart monkey or two, it'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You'd have to have the data breach also be the cause of them losing massive amounts of wealth, which probably isn't going to happen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If you really want to have some fun, when an Intel CPU is out preforming an AMD one on the charts go and mention that in a thread related to CPU performance. I'm fairly sure you'll be talking to people paid with AMD money to astroturf the shit out of Reddit who will make up every excuse they can about the situation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Even if you weren't working in infinites, I bet the monkeys would eventually figure out that they can hold out for more banannas if we want them to keep typing.

The average person in this situation though I'd have less faith in. Instead, they'll rally around their master and beat the other humans for not typing at the same pace as them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Heap of Poop, because we can't say the S word to investors.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I don't want you to invest in me HP.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (13 children)

OP might not have a PhD but this stuff happens a lot on reddit. A lot of people here on Lemmy have an IT background and would get a rude shock looking at some of the dominant opinions on the major technology-related subreddits, particularly those that are heavily astroturfed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Garmin software, particularly their integration with third parties absolutely bloody sucks. Their hardware is amazing though.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Unity developers be like.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Performance and reliability when gaming is my only reason for keeping Windows installed.

Steam and everything else have already exceeded my wildest expectations in Linux, however I am somebody who wants to come home from work, fire up a game and have it work perfectly with the best settings and framerates I can manage. I don't have the time nor patience to troubleshoot why some update just broke the game in some way after I've spent the last 10 hours dealing with other people's problems.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Someone's been playing too much Bloons lately.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These people are called Cookers where I'm from, because their brain is cooked.

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