Lolman228

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Glad I was too dumb to finish college... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I mean, are they wrong?

what happens in Zion Canyon, stays in Zion Canyon in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Maybe if he didn't suck at not getting blown up, he wouldn't have been covered in pitch and thrown into the Grand Canyon.

You can create matter. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I would make a really big penis in Manhattan to prove a point

What policy or program would you pay more taxes to support? in c/[email protected]
So if I'm having a conversation, and the other person is wiping their nose a lot, does that mean they think THEIR nose is dirty, or that they're trying to tell me MY nose is dirty? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

It means they're wearing a wire

Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (6 children)

How much acid would I need to melt a 250 pound pig

let's goooooo in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

This implies that Harambe is the polar opposite of Adolf Hitler, and I am all for that.

Tyson Fury brutally honest on motivation for Oleksandr Usyk fight: ‘Purists don’t want to hear it’ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

"Man does job for money, protests erupt."

You've heard of Fake Taxi but what are some other 'fake' scenarios that would make solid setups or just be humorous? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fake partner, just like Lisa was.

Man Caught Shoving The Nozzle Of Petrol Pump Up His Bum While Masturbating in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

A modern hero

Bog Scissors: Long handled scissors to be kept in the bog to be used for cutting extra long poops so they'll actually flush. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

A problem I have often

OnlyBots: the world's first social network for bots, not humans in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, Reddit did it first

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Official statement regarding the planned military action against Abdul-Malik al-Houthi (media.kbin.social)
 
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Oh boy, time for another invasion of the Middle East! (kbin.social)
 

Anyone got a bingo card yet?

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