Maerman

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Any Discordians on Lemmy? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All hail Discordia!

Any Discordians on Lemmy? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

Any Discordians on Lemmy? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Sounds great, yeah. I am not good enough at computer stuff to start an instance, but I would be really happy to join one. So keep me illuminated, please.

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Any Discordians on Lemmy? (lemmy.ml)
 

I haven't been able to find any communities dedicated to our Lord and Saviour Eris, and I am perplexed by this fnord. Where are you hiding, my fellow popes?

when i type "hai", a dolphin emoji pops up and my phone's autocorrect switches to other languages sometimes. in what language is "hai" related to dolphins? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's the same in Afrikaans. But there's a 60% overlap in the vocabulary there, so it makes sense.

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What are your thoughts on Louis Rossmann? (lemmy.ml)
 

I'm just wondering, because I have seen some negative comments on here about him, but they don't usually provide specifics.

Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 months ago (4 children)

What a beefy comment.

Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 45 points 6 months ago

Thanks for the stranger, kind gold.

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Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post? (lemmy.ml)
 

Edit: Wow, this really blew up. Thanks for the updoots, kind strangers.

What’s your “I can’t believe other people don’t do this” hack? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 61 points 6 months ago (14 children)

So I play guitar. I had a problem where I would sometimes drop my pick. Then, one day, I had an idea. I took some copper wire and attached it to a pick through a small hole I burned into it with a needle. I wrapped the wire around my finger. Now I physically cannot drop my pick.

Ford Patents A Way To Bring Ads Inside Your Car in c/technology@lemmy.ml
[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

Where is Ned Ludd when you need him?

Clip of stand-up comedian insulting without swearing. in c/tipofmytongue@lemmy.world
[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

Right? It's so creative. If you can stomach the content, of course.

Clip of stand-up comedian insulting without swearing. in c/tipofmytongue@lemmy.world
[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

I happen to be familiar with Sam Kinison, and it was definitely not him. This guy was skinnier. Thanks for your input, though.

I'm Fat and Nobody Likes Me - Chair in c/music@lemmy.world
[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Right? These kids walked so The Chats could run.

Clip of stand-up comedian insulting without swearing. in c/tipofmytongue@lemmy.world
[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah, this comedian was definitely American. But thank you for not judging me too harshly.

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I'm Fat and Nobody Likes Me - Chair (m.youtube.com)
 

Don't you just want to give this kid a hug?

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Seriously, we need to crowdfund a party for this guy. (www.youtube.com)
 

Sorry to post him again, but he just uploaded this video, and I am sincerely concerned now. He needs to touch grass in a major way. He needs to go to a party where nobody cares about the quality of the music playing. Because if he doesn't, some dark shit might happen.

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Am I the only one getting Elliot Rodger vibes from this guy? (www.youtube.com)
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Rule plays last 30 days. (lemmy.ml)
 
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Truly. (lemmy.ml)
 

My theory is that chihuahuas are so on edge because they know something is wrong with them, and they know it's our fault.

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Pity, really. (lemmy.ml)
 
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5/7 would listen (lemmy.ml)
 
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Hey, guys. I just published my new album. Since it's mostly in Afrikaans, I thought I would share it here. (eddiehyde.bandcamp.com)
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Eddie Hyde - Heimwee (eddiehyde.bandcamp.com)
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