I'm confused. I thought The Onion was satire/parody news? This is truth.
MyHiddenAgenda
joined 2 years ago
Ok, thisc unexpectedly went from standard facial to incredibly hot really quick!
Is that a car? The handle on the seat makes me think it's more likely a bus or train.
I don't like tasting metal when I suck on nipples, so definitely left
That ass looks unnatural
I'm taking the first and last of red, everyone else can go
Left
The eyes in middle are stunning, but I'd still pick right
Definitely the middle
I'm usually a brunette kinda guy, but this time I have to say left/Mia.
Far right, without hesitation
And she hardly even flinched!