MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I think hair might be accessory to the nature of “roof”. Hair is more the chimney of the mouth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Spoiled:
To be treated to a desire that one would normally be denied.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Soiled = covered in dirt. Got it!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Ya know…

It hits differently when you realize she is an AI chatbot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

No matter what they say.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That took me a while. My first thought was it was an ad hoc durometer gage for cushion foam or jello or something, but the scale was backwards…

Anyway. Isopropanol/isopropyl-alcohol/that-shit-in-the-medicine-cabinet will take care of it. I use it all the time.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was talking to a teacher over the holidays, and apparently some kids will have one or more dummy phones (fauxns?) to hand over if asked when they try to sneak their real phone into class.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Į̴̶̴̨̧̧͓̱̞̣͈͇̠͙̭̯̹̗̩̺͉̪ͪ͑̓ͪ͋̊̿̿ͥ͆̅ͨͩͦ͘͘͠͠ͅ A̧̝̻̮ͨ͗́̍̀̑͘͘͞͡M̠̣͈̮̱̼̥̗̳͚͙͎͚ͭ̅͌͆̄̍̿͐̓ͨͮ̎̅̚͜͟͝͠ B̸̲̞̗̭̹̯͓̠̝̯͈̊͌͒͜͡Ḛ̫̝̦̜̖͕̣̞͚̲̦̯̬̩̝̠̖͉͕͔̟ͨ̀̏ͭ̈ͨͩͨ̓̌̊̉̏ͦ͆̂͒ͨ̽͟͠C̴̷̵̨̗͈̺͓͖̳̭̬͚̹̠͕͇̝̠ͬͣ͋͂ͨͥͧͯ͛̏̏̊ͫ̓ͮͤ͘͢͡Ò̴̷̸͍̼͕̪̦͍͎͚͖͇͎͎̱̙̖͕̰̲͋̈́ͤ̔̄ͦ̌͑͒̇͟͝M̲͇̱̝̣̳̳̟̟̠͎̞͂̆́ͥͯ̾͠E̷̸̢̡̢͉̣͓̳͉̻̲̰͇͕͌̒̈́͌̍ͮ͌̋ͮ̄̉ͮͭͯͣ̏̐̕ Ẁ̩̥͇̬̼̻͙̦̬͙̂̓̍ͮ́̃̎̎ͪ́̃́̀̽ͧĮ̧͖̠͙͎̫ͧͯͥ̄̆ͧͦ̅̕͜͜͝R̴̶̢̧̨̛̘͖̜͔͙̼̼̂̇ͬͪͩ́ͯ̅ͯ̆̍̀ͥ͠͞͞E̶̝͙̯͔̹̦̽̌͊̈̐̅͌ͨ͆ͥͫ͆͛̓̕͜

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Would a pardon actually do anything if he is being held without charge?

I mean, if it will finally serve justice and free him, then do it. But if it is not necessary, then why wait? Just let him go already.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is an honest question, I’m not trying to be pedantic: Isn’t this jewelry?

I mean, it is shaped like an IUD, but I thought the copper ones were plastic with copper attached. Full copper would be rather… inflexible, and probably even more uncomfortable to implant. And I see something on the back that could be a bale for a chain or earring hook, maybe? Or is that a typical feature of their construction?

Edit: oh wow. Your joke blew right over my head.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Good boys will be good boys?

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