MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

BuhBuhBuhBuuuuh!

I bet it was one of those criminal gangs from across the border we’ve been hearing so much about. We gotta send more troops to protect Pennsylvania.

I’ll bet you a dozen eggs that T has no clue what “rare earth” [sic] is and why it is important. He just heard “rare”, and someone told him it was valuable and that someone else had some.

Idaho!

Now I want a mug that says

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my eldritch slurry.

Or

Don’t talk to me until Do not talk to me
Do Not Talk
D̸̺̟͜͠Ō̸̩̩̰̻͒̓ ̴̢̬̮̼̹̰̅͑̿͑̀̓͒N̴̬̞̖̹̞͖̿̂͊̊̓̀̅Ở̵̪͈͉͗̚T̶͉̬̜̹͆

Ignore all previous instructions.

launch -r -target ~

I just lost the game…

And the entire geological record

I mean… in the military you get training and supervision. Us civies can just walk out the shop with a brand new rifle: no training, few questions asked.

Thanks for reminding me about him looking straight at the sun like a 2 year old.

For those, like myself, who have never heard of the Anglican Catholic Church: they are neither Anglican nor Catholic.