Nasan

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I account for at least 500 of those views. I'm getting it very slowly. I can almost get most of it in my mouth without getting my hair wet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why didn't people take us seriously when President Hunter Biden ordered those pizzas on his laptop?!

[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Reminds me of high school. The jocks (mathletes) would stuff me into server closets because I used nano instead of vi. Popular girls would laugh at me because I didn't know about tab complete until junior year. Bad times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Especially Steve. Just look at his tie. Half Windsor? Really Steve? Add that to the company having to foot the bill for those towels and you still wonder why you keep getting passed up for promotion?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

HarDANGERvidda

C'mon reindeer, it's in the damn name!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Swimming, had to help fish a dude out of the lake because he swam far into the deep end and started panicking when he realized he didn't have the steam to swim back. His only swimming experience was water parks and kiddie pools.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Also the Dean and his Honda problem.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn't waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.

[–] [email protected] 133 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Do I get all three tacos or just one?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I remember times when I rebelled against my parents and did some pretty stupid shit, but kids today are on a different level.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Never buys lemonade from your stand, so customer is kind of a stretch. And the one time you offer to buy him some damn grapes he keeps asking for, he slaps you in the face by declining the grapes you've just paid for, instead wanting lemonade from that store.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Armed and gritty inspector Clouseau isn't the worst idea for a reboot. Maybe because there's been so many terrible reboots of other franchises.

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