NerdInSuspenders

Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

Upside: the variety of light up shoes you can buy must be much higher than the average adult!

But I forgot my towel!

Further proof Samwise was the true hero of the story all along.

Blursed obviously.

Those seem highly at risk of the cover falling into the hole.

Just look at these victims of the aforementioned ware crimes. So sad..!

Lizards would like a word with you

Update: they’re the cat.

Here ya go! | || || |_

Black gold, one might say!

I believe they call it “job security”