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USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation (chaser.com.au)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gold

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Black gold, one might say!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Texas tea!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Next, they’re bringing them democracy?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Managed Democracy™

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Democrazy^TM^

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

...for SuperAmerica!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

How bout a nice cup of liber-tea

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This the realest fake headline

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Mission accomplished.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Don't tell America...

...there's oil in America.

"What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

FK I bit it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Why didn't they name that website the bloomin onion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Thanks Obama!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

“nepo-baby creep” … pure poetry