I butchered it
Nomecks
joined 1 year ago
Hey baby, are you DNA helicase, because I wanna unzip your genes 😏
Wow, they tanked *checks notes* 1.6% and 3.6%. Woooow
People don't just freewheel with the Legos?
That's what I appreciates about ya
Also Chemists: Here's some plutonium
So what happens when Trump pardons anyone arrested, or says it's all official acts?
According to my allergist, acid reflux is one of the most common allergy symptoms. Might want to get checked.
He's an innocent farm boy from the 40s in 30-rock.
Silicon bronze is pretty tough and corrosion resistant. It machines well too. It could be a choice.
"You incompetent hu-man! You failed to apply the proper NSFW warning to this post, and now you've cost me latinum and dignity! I was on the transport tube, minding my own business, when I read this. Instantly, my lobes tingled, my hands acted of their own accord, and before I could recite Rule of Acquisition #62—The riskier the road, the greater the profit—I was engaging in some... highly unprofitable public activity!
The other passengers? Outraged! Shocked! One even threatened to call station security! And now, thanks to you, there's an entire transport car of Ferengi collectively engaging in the act of oo-mox! Disgusting! Uncivilized!
You owe me reparations for the lost business deals, the humiliation, and the potential bribes I now have to pay to avoid permanent transport banishment! Next time, apply the proper content tag, or better yet, make it a premium, latinum-exclusive post so only the truly worthy may risk public disgrace!"
He has a really bad off-screen shame kink, and being constantly passed up really gets him going.