NutWrench

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Company-wide email: "We've had our best year EVER and it's all thanks to YOU"

Me: "Great. Can I have a raise?"

"OH. We can't afford THAT."

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Once again, "if buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm only letting my latest Brother printer connect to my computer through the USB cable. No Internet connection at all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Reddit is just a bunch of bots, jerking each other purple. They don't have any content worth locking.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I also recommend downloading StreetComplete, which lets you contribute to the OpenStreetMaps database.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

But AI is the wave of the future! The hot, NEW thing that everyone wants! ** furious jerking off motion **

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You can store eggs forever! Their value will only go up!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Expel them to WHERE? Or were they just planning for all the Gazans to just keel over and die? Rubio is such a tool.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Banks are not willing to shoot themselves in the ass for Trump. They would fight to the end to hold onto that sweet transaction money.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

This. I think the best way to make the Internet less sh*tty is to get away from Google search.

I like the SearX search engine. It gives old-school, relevant search results, not google ranked ones.

https://search.inetol.net/

It's also spread out over many separate instances, so you can pick the one that best suits your search needs:

https://searx.space/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I think the best way to make the Internet less sh*tty is to get away from Google search.

I like the SearX search engine. It gives old-school, relevant search results, not google ranked ones.

https://search.inetol.net/

It's also spread out over many separate instances, so you can pick the one that best suits your search needs:

https://searx.space/

[–] [email protected] 140 points 3 months ago (3 children)

"Jesus didn't have electricity."

Jesus didn't live in Vermont in the middle of winter, either, you idiot.

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