PiratePanPan

joined 1 year ago

If my job wasn't remote, I would probably be homeless right now.

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It has the same energy as someone who says "modern gaming is bad!" because all they play is regurgitated EA sports slop and AAAA shooters like Call of Duty.

If I got paid to see the penises I see, I'd get charged with prostitution!

 
[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The joys of learning HTML to impress your high school crush with autoplay music on your MySpace profile...

It's borderline difficult to live day to day knowing what's going on at every moment.

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This looks really nice. Anybody got a link?

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Little Caesars is so good when you don't...

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Does anyone just not tip anymore if it's counter service? It does not require that much effort to take something from a glass case and give it to me.

If you're actively walking around, giving me and checking in on my meal, that's when I tip.

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least he's self aware

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

When he wants a handjob but you secretly found out he's been cheating on you

 
 
 
 
 
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