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Yikes. I mean brooks was a psychopath, crooks is an incompetent child and Luigi, alright I'll give you that one, class solidarity yo.

Be the example you wanna see in the world man, go change history.

Oh my dumb ass. I read crooks at brooks who was the dude that drove the SUV through the crowd.

Why is brooks even in the same sentence as Luigi? One killed a CEO, one drove a car through a crowd of people lol. I really hope you're just making a point and not using murder as a bragging point for a political view, that would be terrifying. Not really a flex either "man the left doesn't have as many murderers on their end, what a bunch of pussies". Lol.

Did hypoxia write this?

I mean yeah it's not easy lol. I usually just cup my left hand, put it in front of them by about a foot or 2 and slowly approach, then snatch the base of their tail with my right hand.

If that's anywhere in the south east US then it's an invasive species that's killing our native green anole.

Just saying, those become fishing bait whenever I see em.

Same here but I'm in apartments that are less than 10 years old. So it's not just old houses. Also poorly built apartments.

Same here. Not only takes forever to get warm, takes another minute or 2 to steam. Then my bathroom sink is fine, also farther away from the hot water heater. This is in apartments that were built less than 10 years ago. Part of me thinks it could be the valve or pipe type or something.

Get a compactor?

Was thinking of some bacon and eggs with toasted mini bagels and chive cream cheese. What about you?

Seriously though I am looking for new breakfast ideas if you got any lol.

Fleets of pontoon boats with pissed off Floridians raiding an oil rig. Ahhh, only in an ideal world.

Is this satire?