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I'm a fuckin asshole and a dick online AMA in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

To see what their reaction is and how they'll handle it.

And to my disappointment, it's always the same. They get outraged and block me.

I go for people who think they are untouchable and say dumb shit.

It would be nice if they talked shit back and made fun.

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I'm a fuckin asshole and a dick online AMA in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago

Who knows, maybe? I mostly get annoyed and frustrated if the person replies back outraged like how dare I mock them.

You're not important dude, and you left yourself open to be the ass end of a joke. Get over it. I don't care

Since both wood and starch are made of glucose molecules, wood houses and gingerbread houses are very similar. in c/[email protected]
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If I'm conducting a customer survey and a banana pops out of nowhere, is that a sign from an ancient relic that I'm an Italian? (lemdit.com)
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How come I break my fucking Lego set every time I hear the number 13? (lemdit.com)
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I cant figure out how to sensually, and erotically, tell the chief executive officer at my job that he smells like outer space alien shit. How do I tell him this firmly, but also professionally? (lemdit.com)
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Will he give me a 75% raise after?

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Since Families With 19 Relatives Like To Congregate In The Middle Of The Grocery Store Isle While You're Trying To Get The Tapatio Hotsauce, Wouldn't It Be Morally Acceptable To Shit On Their Father? (lemdit.com)
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I've asked this multiple times in my sociology class, and the general consensus is I'm not allowed to do That because I'm Mexican. Is that true?

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Is It Cool To Hold My Spare Change In My Back Fat? (lemdit.com)
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Is Screaming Loudly And Pretending I'm A Patient At An Insane Asylum, A Normal Part Of Male Evacuation? (lemdit.com)
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I'm 37, Live With My Mom, And Sensually Eat Corned Beef Every Night. Does That Mean I'm Qualified To Perform Heart Surgeries On Disney Fairy Princesses? (lemdit.com)
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Can We Use The Scientific Method To Form A Hypothesis That Plants Are Secretly Listening To My Thoughts? (lemdit.com)
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Is Cutting Off A Finger Ok When You Need An Excuse To Avoid Going To Your Meemas Funeral? (lemdit.com)
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I Keep Finding Peanut Butter In My Ass, Is This Because I Gave My Friend Kathy A Magic Crystal Ball? (lemdit.com)
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My dog is sick, how many Legos do I need to put up his ass? (lemdit.com)
 

Asking for obvious reasons

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Is there a reason why cops give you a ticket when you're speeding? (lemdit.com)
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