Rusty

Call me a shopaholic if you want, cause I just bought another case of beer.

Pallas's cat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_hippo for confused non-canadians

You can look into adoption. I'm sure there are plenty of billionaires who are looking to adopt a 40 year old boy (or a girl)

Orange Berets

It's good, but the one about the ads should be higher on the priority list.

"Florida Jew" reminds me of "Rare Deepwater Jew" from somethingawful.com https://www.somethingawful.com/news/fur-trapper-promise/

I have different sized spoons at home and I never know which is the correct one for the recipe. On top of that I don't know if the spoon should be leveled off or if it should be with a heap on top.

But if the recipe says 15g, I can put the bowl on a scale and put the stuff into it until the scale says 15g.

transgender awareness

Lemmy feels like reddit from 2010, when it was good.

Fuck Spez