WHYYY?!?!
“He’s a never-nude.”
The disrespect is the hardest to overcome.
YAMAHA MADE PIANOS FIRST
I’ll remind you every time this shit ass meme regurgles itself into my life.
Yeah! I was going to say Renaissance choral music generally. Which records do you recommend?
I remember a shitty N64 game called Rampage in which you would crush cities with your fists until you were bored with the game and move on to a better one. This “war” has been like watching an entitled shitty kid play Rampage, but he’s not bored yet.
The juxtaposition of the masthead of this publication with the title of the piece and the particular date is just chef’s kiss. It’s so brave of Harvard to state this fact on INAUGURATION DAY. Fuckers.
The multi-dimensional levels of irony are staggering.
Are we supposed to slip onto the tracks and just grab onto the train? Is it safe for us to ride to work clutching the windshield wipers? How much does salt cost? What’s Dorval Carter’s salary again? Will dignity ever return to the CTA? Should we use one of the hollowed-out insane screaming passengers as a sled? Who has salt? When does accountability happen?
The dystopia advances.