SaintWacko

Hate to burst your bubble, but Jack the Ripper was identified a month ago 😛

This is what boggles my mind. The continued uncritical belief in anything Trump says

Matryoshka Dolls

I suppose another option could be to attach a retractable lead outside the door. If you could set the length so she could reach the grass but not the pool, you could just clip her onto it when she is outside

You could space tiki torches or something similar around the pool, and run a mesh fence like this between them: https://www.lowes.com/pd/GARDEN-CRAFT-50-ft-x-2-ft-Green-PVC-Coated-Steel-Welded-Wire-Rolled-Fencing-with-Mesh-Size-2-in-x-3-in/1000367323

Easy to take down and roll up, and you don't have to worry about removing posts, you just light them to provide some light for the guests!

How does it compare to anydice.com?

All of it! The only things that don't work are some of the apps that relied on third party integrations

Pebble Time Steel, Surface Pro 3, and Kindle Voyage

What's that got to do with the price of eggs in America?

Fine! I'll get off the toilet and go to bed!

Unless your IRC window wasn't wide enough, in which case you got a wall of text that looked like nothing and it still slowed your Internet down!

Especially because Jim, being made of sugar, is not, strictly speaking, human