Salmarez

The age old question: do you rather kill or bankrupt Scrooge McDuck?

I'll always remember Front Mission 3's "There are no gentle bombs!".

"Hey, military dude. You look busy. Are you here to beat up the weak again? Huh? What are you, new!? Yo, do they teach you to beat up the weak in the academy? Hahaha. Don't give me that look! Just calling a spade a spade!"

Had some great dialogue, that one.

Great post! Here are some that come to mind:

Aggressors of Dark Kombat (Neo Geo): It's not an Mortal Kombat clone, nor is it an Street Fighter one, it's an mix of a fighting game, an beat em up and a wrestling game with a potentially hilarious counter-grapple mechanic.

Bank Panic (Arcade): An amusing western-themed "FPS" with many goofy elements.

Boogie Wings (Arcade): An 1920-theme side scrolling shooter with many unique mechanics, including a grappler hook and many vehicles.

Guerrilla War (Arcade / NES): An top-down shooter starring Ernesto Guevara and Fidel Castro. Yes, really! The NES version is quite different and slightly better than the arcade one.

Hebereke no Popoon (Arcade): Versus-puzzle-game with match three mechanics, special attacks and probably the best voice acting in the video game world.

Violent Storm (Arcade): A quick-paced beat em up with great aesthetics and various vocal songs.

We appreciate your sacrifice.

What nightmare fuel...when's the emoji?

It's cool.

I think that saying that the monochrome character is black is at least not funny, if not racist. I hope that a Hexbear Moderator can think about that again?

Do have a spoiler tags? Well, I unfortunately can not be bothered to get them, but let's try this: Xenoblade X spoilers below!:

Donooot look below line duude if you are worriying about them spoileerz1! Elma is actually a blue skinned alien. Donooot look above line duude if you are worriying about them spoileerz1!

Xenoblade X spoilers above!

Ibis is a very rare female Indian-coded character!

She would be great, but then you finish the game.

Fuck off, racist.