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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

Well, the flow of capital into few hands is an inevitable thing when unregulated, while krypton is not a real place.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 72 points 14 hours ago

Except Lex Luthor is a genius and these guys are just good at convincing idiots that they're geniuses.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I've been rewatching Smallville and for much of it Lex is exactly Elon Musk (the Nazi), like it's uncanny for a show that came out over twenty years ago, but there's one episode in season 7 where in an alternate reality Lex becomes President with the technological assistance of BRAINIAC ("He knows those Computers better than anybody"). Uncanny doesn't even begin to cover it. You could lift most of the dialogue verbatim, swapping out only the names, and it would 1000% match up with our current reality. And it ends with nukes, so that's cool.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

History keeps repeating itself because we’re too stupid to learn from it.

I’m watching The West Wing now and I got to the part about Gaza and NOTHING has changed since the 1990s.

I watched Babylon 5 during the original COVID lockdown and the episode about pandemics called out science deniers and how they make pandemics worse 25 years in advance!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

I believe we've moved from the "tragedy" iteration to the "farce".

[–] [email protected] 77 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

We had one with a bad back.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 16 hours ago

The adjustor

[–] [email protected] 33 points 15 hours ago

What do you mean "had"? His back probably hurts from carrying all of our hopes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BedSharkPal 46 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 15 hours ago

Lex Luthor was brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No Batman but lots of Tek Knights.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago

Forget running for Mayor, Oswald Cobblepot is in the White House.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

So 7 ? Ok let's go :

  • tim cook
  • bill gates
  • zuckerberg
  • bernard arnault
  • bezos
  • musk
  • brian thompson , oh no wait

There are way mooore than seven though ! ! Maybe I should have make an ordered list ? 🤔😅

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

How did Andreessen and Theil not make this list of your's?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Bill Gates doesn't belong on that list. He's an entirely different league of vile, and he actively tries to change that image.

He's no Mark Cuban, but he sure ain't no Peter Thiel, who is glaringly missing from your list.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago

Bill Gates pushed to keep the Covid vaccine he was a part of private so he could profit from it. Against the wishes of the scientists working on it and against the precedent set by the creator of the Polio Vaccine.

“Well, the people, I would say. There is no patent. Could you patent the sun?”

He's absolutely a Lex Luthor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

The guy that got kicked out of his company for sexual harassment, tried to rehabilitate Epstein in the eyes of high society, prevented a COVID vaccine patent from being made available to the entire world, and set the stage to tech-feudalism by illegally creating a monopoly, doesn't belong where?

He's even fellating Trump non stop nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'm not saying Gates is a saint. I know that he ain't.

Thiel is literally "the illuminati", and I don't think there's a single good thing he's done with his wealth. There are plenty more billionaires that deserve a seat in The Seven ahead of Gates.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

Comparing Tim Cook to Lex Luthor is somehow an insult to both parties.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Fossil fuel execs, nestle ceo didn't even make the cut. What kind of inverse golden age are we living in.

[–] BedSharkPal 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Turns out narrowing the list down to a mere seven isn't so easy. There's just so... many.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

I don't want to defend any of these narcissists, but every single fossil fuel, pharma, MIC owner/CEO of the 20th C is probably a hundred times more evil — more responsible for fascism and Trump — than any of these tech bros jumping in at the last mile. Those old guard oligarchs have been bribing politicians for decades.

Non owner CEO's like Brian Thompson are more like an "uncle Tom" class traitor — a figurehead/footsoldier — than an oligarch, and are a dime a dozen. The primary controlling shareholder(s) and board of directors are the Hydra, pulling the strings in the background.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

According to Wikipedia and Forbes, there's about 2,781

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Bat-Punisher-Daredevil-Super-Man has a lot of work to do

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

We've got all of us?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's allowed to post things that you can stop thinking about

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 minutes ago (1 children)

I could stop thinking about it if I wanted to, on account of my mental strength

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 minutes ago

Not worth posting about then /s