ShinkanTrain

Man, in his hubris, tried to make cured meats that would reach the Heavens.

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Sorry, I can't hear your judgement here in my pillow fortress

I enjoyed learning the backstory of the first one, but I was very disinterested in the story, as in, what is currently happening.

Food too expensive? Just don't eat.

Luckily, there's plenty of Defoe for everyone

Yeah, I don't mind electric stoves but I gotta have one large high pressure burner for woks and griddles

I was calling them terrorists

Mine are

It'll be an extremely funny day when one of the racist children convince him to drop a hard R.

Big Balls, please, you have the power to do something great.

Nah, the Romans had free public utilities and entertainment.

Both are poisoned with lead, though