Sinkbath

joined 2 years ago

Installed new weather stripping on the garage door into the house and they didn't even bother to put threads on the one screw. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

I say attempt a friction weld.

The roof or your mouth should really be called the ceiling of your mouth in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Would that make a mustache a gable?

It's in the will in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That was an awkward 4mins.

Excited to try my new snow shovel in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What you really want is a poly grain scoop with a long handle. Guess you’re going to have to add to that shovel quiver.

'Highlander' is a Scottish-themed movie about highland clans. And they cast Seán Connery in it AS A SPANIARD in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Paul Mooney would like a word.

That is the correct answer in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well do share

If you are listening to music with wired headphones while the device you are using is charging, you are probably connected indirectly to someone doing the same. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

A high pitched whistle slowly fading off?

A bathtub is the opposite of a canoe. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Also you would be making love in water versus merely close to it. Coffee compared to either would be unsatisfactory. At best coffee that is like “ mak’n love ina canoe” is still “fukin near water”.

Elon Musk Is Now Cyberbullying Government Employees in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I would say he is more a Mysterio than a Lex Luther.

'National divorce': Marjorie Taylor Greene threatens Trump dissenters with secession in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There should be a bot that searches out MarjorieTG posts and auto-comments ”What a fucking idiot.”

In a Mirror, Darkly in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I think Elon actually believes he is Arnold Schwarzenegger rushing to save Mars… maybe that’s Joe Rogan. Probably both.

Amy Kay, "Rotten". in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Nasty!