SplashJackson

joined 1 year ago
[–] SplashJackson 2 points 1 week ago

It's like if a dog fucked a gopher and a rabbit, and that threesome led to the strange chimera we see before us now

[–] SplashJackson 12 points 1 week ago

I saw a racoon mimic a human's voice to distract someone to go outside while the racoon snuck in and grabbed all the timbits

[–] SplashJackson 3 points 1 week ago
[–] SplashJackson 4 points 1 week ago

Some folk used to eat human hearts, thinking they would consume the courage of their enemies.

Maybe this guy was trying to absorb the intelligence of his victim

[–] SplashJackson 1 points 1 week ago

We need more vespene gas

[–] SplashJackson 9 points 1 week ago

Lol what a jackass

[–] SplashJackson 2 points 1 week ago

I gotta get in on this hacking gig. Anyone know if any hacker groups are hiring?

/s for CSIS

[–] SplashJackson 3 points 1 week ago

He looks like he's taking a shit

[–] SplashJackson 1 points 1 week ago

I like his song about money trees

[–] SplashJackson 4 points 1 week ago

I heard someone say the other day that Doug Ford is a corrupt piece of shit who would sell his own mother's ass for a quick buck, used his own daughter's wedding as an auction market for governmental "favours", and sucks at hockey

[–] SplashJackson 5 points 1 week ago

Trump's a piece of shit.

Unpopular opinion, I know

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