SplashJackson

joined 2 years ago
[–] SplashJackson 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah I can't think of a reason to lie about having an instagram, personally I think Instagram should be a service that lets you speed-dial your grandmother. Or a weed delivery service

[–] SplashJackson 1 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

He's toxic cause he doesn't want to share his instagram? Also, just have another guy on the go, and you guarenteed won't be tweaking over either one. Ain't no ring on this finger! Enjoy your freedom, while you still got it!

[–] SplashJackson 18 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

I should get chin implants

[–] SplashJackson 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Cracks down on" is loaded language that implies that the journalists are doing something wrong

[–] SplashJackson 0 points 2 weeks ago

My farts sound like my ass is saying "Alberta"

[–] SplashJackson 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

How about they become our cherished 12 territory (after Turks and Caicos) and maybe in a couple hundred years of civilizing influence we'll let them become provinces

[–] SplashJackson 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard that the electrolytic medium used in this battery is coarse and gets everywhere

[–] SplashJackson 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why do they have hearts on their faces

[–] SplashJackson 2 points 2 weeks ago

ScummVM is great

[–] SplashJackson 2 points 2 weeks ago

How did you get this?

[–] SplashJackson 7 points 2 weeks ago

I blame the prisoner's dilemma

[–] SplashJackson 0 points 2 weeks ago

I blame the prisoner's dilemma

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