Stalinwolf

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[–] Stalinwolf 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I find it hilarious that the little bitch-boy thinks he has any ground to speak to a respected world leader who served as PM for just shy of a decade.

Also, Trudeau in all his good-natured gentleness would absolutely fuck Shapiro up one-on-one.

[–] Stalinwolf 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It sucks to hear the reality of working within the industry. I grew up on Morrowind with (wholly unpursued) dreams of working for Bethesda. I couldn't think of anything more incredible than to be a part of that, building and cluttering those environments, and possibly even writing the lore for The Elder Scrolls. I was so involved in those games. I knew how to use the Construction Kit, and contributed here and there to the modding community. I never took any actions to set me on that career path, but that was my childhood dream.

I'd still jump at the chance to do it now, but I know it wouldn't be the experience I imagined it to be.

[–] Stalinwolf 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

The voters for sure. I've engaged with so many obnoxious, irrational, hyper-aggressive people lately who are so high on their own farts and delusion that they're beyond getting through to. One guy even offered to "fly me out today" to fight him over the subject. Right-wing propoganda has them angry at their own shadow.

I know advocating for violence is frowned upon, but maybe fucking these people up is the only way to get through to them. Seems to be the only language they speak by the end of any argument.

[–] Stalinwolf 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

One of my staff does this every day of his life. His roommate works with us as well and confirms it. Dude will game until 10am, then crash for a couple of hours and be into work at 1pm. Rinse and repeat. Five days per week. Rolls out of bed with ten minutes to spare, throws on his uniform and starts walking. I don't know how he survives the lifestyle, but I guess it's working for him.

[–] Stalinwolf 8 points 3 weeks ago

My grandma had me like this when I was ten. We used to sit at her kitchen table and look them up as they flew in. I knew that thing front to back. Used to sit over there all the time looking through the pictures. She died some years ago, but I still have that old green copy of Audubon Guide to Eastern Birds. Made sure to ask for it when she died. It no longer reeks like cigarettes, but it's all browned and brittle.

My daughter (5) loves birds now too, and we used to consult my grandma's guide together. However, we now live in Western Canada and I was worried about the longevity of such a fragile relic, so I purchased the Western edition. Nearly identical, but red. Now my daughter runs to grab that whenever we see a new bird at the feeder.

[–] Stalinwolf 10 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like if there's anyone out there who would use this new information to make right by the Blobfish, it's him.

[–] Stalinwolf 2 points 3 weeks ago

Man, I went on such a journey to find this when I was like 11 during the fledgling years of the internet. I was so stoked when I found it. I used to listen to it while on mIRC.

[–] Stalinwolf 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I just blurt it out when my wife asks. It's always the most mundane, unrelated shit. I'll be thinking about what drove Mike Myer's choice to make Shrek Scottish. That said, she doesn't stress over what I'm thinking about. She's not insecure. She just wonders what's going on in the box sometimes. I'll have that look. My wife is great.

[–] Stalinwolf 8 points 3 weeks ago

Take off the goofy indoor hat and embrace your scalp, Tim. I did.

[–] Stalinwolf 5 points 3 weeks ago

I wholly agree. What's interesting in my case is that I've done a ton of psychedelics in my life, both natural and synthetic, and have only had a single negative experience by overdoing it. I love them. I miss them. Not really something I have room for in my life anymore. But weed absolutely wrecks me at the chemical level. I guess my mom was the same way.

[–] Stalinwolf 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My kid (5) grabbed "The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish Swish Swish" at the library and she laughed her ass off at all the mustached women dancing on every page. Kids don't fucking care. Sometimes dudes dress like ladies. Some people are gay. That's all you have to tell them. If you don't, your kid will just grow up to a fucking idiot who cannot comprehend these simple facts.

[–] Stalinwolf 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Funny enough, weed does scare the absolute shit out of me, but I'm in a very small minority here. In fact, a few months back, my wife's friend gave us some cannabis breath strips. Same brand, but different colored packaging. THC for my wife, CBD for me. Well. I was standing in my open refrigerator filling a glass of water when that CBD breath strip I had taken started to get real weird.

Flash forward an hour or two and I was laying in my dark bedroom in a panic spiral, thinking I was a terrible father and convinced that my house was haunted. I even saw a small white orb of light suspended near the wall above my fan, and I'm still not sure how it was projected there. I've never seen it before or since. Stared at it a good while before it just faded away.

Anyway. That wasn't CBD.

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