SurfinBird

This perfectly illustrates why I have so many apps not updated

Where does this math come from?

We throw the money in the air, and what God wants, he keeps!

“How do you make a gay fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt.”

• Jimmy Carr

The transmission dropdown menu:

-automatic -manual -gay

Finally the trans agenda revealed

Woah

Bit of a stretch. Donald and Goofy were able to saw down the beanstalk with one of those comedy wibble wobble saws. Couldn’t have been more than 10 feet. And giant land is on top of the clouds so that’s only about 50 miles up. That’s just science.

I feel the same way about pay-toilets

I went to several concerts in my youth. Collective Soul had a remarkable number of very tall people, all blocking everyone’s view. I really wondered what it was about that band that brought them all together.

Also badgers. Very angry ones. With weapons.

Yeah. Massive hit! Lol.