SurfinBird

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all mammals deserve a little playtime in c/[email protected]
[–] SurfinBird 38 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Easy, that’s an I.E.D.

What's your strategy for waking up early without feeling like garbage? in c/[email protected]
[–] SurfinBird 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Drugs

How to wake up your gf {2 images} (Spindle) in c/[email protected]
[–] SurfinBird 3 points 1 month ago

There’s a secret 3rd option

need to buy new smoke detectors in c/[email protected]
[–] SurfinBird 5 points 1 month ago

Ah, I need to change the one in the basement. Thanks for reminding me.

Mandela Effect in c/[email protected]
[–] SurfinBird 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As we all know, the last to speak is correct.

Do you know why the Enterprise runs on Linux? in c/[email protected]
How about a game of Cheesse? in c/[email protected]
[–] SurfinBird 5 points 1 month ago

En croissant?

Timber in c/[email protected]
[–] SurfinBird 7 points 1 month ago

This video was missing from my life and I didn’t realize it. Thanks.

Moving into my husband's Houston neighborhood (~90% White and I'm Black) in c/[email protected]
[–] SurfinBird 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok, adding it to my mental list of places not to visit. Thank you.

So many options, such excitement in c/[email protected]
[–] SurfinBird 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s not a tumor!

The Sorrow of Chltuhulu in c/[email protected]
[–] SurfinBird 8 points 1 month ago

Isn’t that a mountain in Iceland?

A Western romance in c/[email protected]
[–] SurfinBird 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Will y’all marry me?

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