ThatOrangeBird

joined 1 year ago
[–] ThatOrangeBird 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ass scootched back to create thigh gap, chin up and tilted, 1/2 her body blocked by the sweater. We see what you're doing, ma'am.

[–] ThatOrangeBird 5 points 2 weeks ago

The prom thing? Honestly I think she's aged out of the demographic they were going for.

[–] ThatOrangeBird 8 points 2 weeks ago

Is that UNDER the dresser? I guess hoarding is more hot girl shit?

[–] ThatOrangeBird 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All of this. Gen Z isn't obsessing over this shit and neither is Gen Alpha. Her BS couldn't be more Gen X/Millennial if she tried (and most women in those gens have moved on from this crap as more important, meaningful and fulfilling priorities in life presented themselves).

[–] ThatOrangeBird 12 points 2 weeks ago

I'd still give the Sears girls more respect, they at least had modeling agents.

[–] ThatOrangeBird 11 points 2 weeks ago

She's a period panty "model". Someone call Anna Wintour, Vogue is missing out on the next great supermodel.

[–] ThatOrangeBird 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The only thing birdbrain reads is instagram comments.

[–] ThatOrangeBird 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's adult sized toddler clothing and so damn frumpy. I don't know how anyone thinks otherwise.

[–] ThatOrangeBird 3 points 3 weeks ago

The fact this shot seems to have been taken from the comforts of bed midday is hilarious. Scrolling insta deleting comments you dont like is hardly work.

[–] ThatOrangeBird 13 points 3 weeks ago

This screen capture really sums it all up! 😆

[–] ThatOrangeBird 12 points 3 weeks ago

The lazy loafer life, always horizontal under a blanket when not running away for some asinine, irrelevant event.

[–] ThatOrangeBird 10 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Stassi Schroeder?

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by ThatOrangeBird to c/thebirdspapaya_snark
 

Oct. 6 - 11, check in after 4pm on the 6th, check out by 10am on the 11th, in the deeply unexciting area of Flesherton, Ontario (do people really consider this "cottage country"?) In OCTOBER, for the bargain price of almost $4000? Jesus Christ. 🤯 Cuba quote is based on 4 people (as is the Flesherton quote) in 2 rooms.

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