The_Almighty_Walrus

Same, if it wasn't for weed I probably would have punched my own ticket years ago. I've been off it for a few months studying for a drug test and yaboi needs a bong rip.

Breaking news: this slop is sloppy

Yanking my stick on the toilet like a fighter pilot going full afterburner

So you'll move to an even more locked down OS? Out of the pan, into the fire?

If farting and leaving the room was a president 

Just wait until you find out who owns the media

More like the US is Israel's military arm in the rest of the world

The manual release is only accessible from the inside as well, so even if the driver gets out, you get to watch your kid burn in a car seat because you can't open the door from the outside 

The CEO of my company makes almost $40,000 a day and all he has to do is play kissyface with congressmen.

The mouse at by shared office computer still has a fucking ball in it.