Are hot dogs gay?
EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?
EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don't do that. I'm like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.
EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2026
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Are hot dogs gay?
Hot dogs, brauts, really any kind of sausage. Also zucchini, carrots, you better believe egg plants are right out.
No hot dogs are tacos therefore their traditional Mexican fare.
What the fuck is a queer food? I'm queer are bagel bites a queer food?
Hot dogs and bananas are pretty gay.
It's just humorous rage bait.
Yeah It's called playing into it my guy
It depends on your gender identity - if you're a man, bananas are queer, but for women, they're straight. Anything that non-binary people eat is queer. HTH!
No, but bagels are a lesbian food
It is known
Spotted dick?
Oh honey you bet I did
always glad to help my friend richard with his lifts
So no more morning bannas in my ass 😞
If you go down on the banana afterwards it cancels out the gay.
good to know
prepares Cock au Vin
Wait.. what?
Dick with wine? Sounds like Friday night, amirite? Err... For straight women, obviously. And gay guys. And handsome prime numbers that... Nevermind.
Question: can I still eat skittles if I separate them first by color, so I don't accidentally taste the rainbow?
No more muffellata munching for me
No BLT+G for you anymore.
Making it easy to recycle by separating the inner plastic from the metal and drinking it, to help a little with the excess plastic waste?
Nice.
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My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
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