TragicNotCute

The math checks out. He’s got a Florida social

Punctuation is woke. Thank you for keeping your post anti-woke.

not much of a supply chain for not much of a donkey

I hope your eggs are newer than your bills.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giada_De_Laurentiis

She has a real cooking show.

That’s oddly specific, have you had this issue in the past?

Many are “coffee badging,” or swiping their ID badges at the office to record their arrival, staying 30 minutes or so ‒ long enough to greet colleagues and grab a cup of coffee – and then heading back home.

The beans stay in the safe, everyone knows this.

My arm is asleep but I don’t want to disturb her.

I love it! I’d love to hear more about the tools you used and what was the biggest struggle.

It’s just ssssscience

I can’t imagine God cares that much about the degree to which you get wet.