Uli

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

"That line's not supposed to ring. Who is it?"

"Sir, it sounds like... you know that movie from the 2010s, the one with the cave people?"

"Ice Age?"

"No. No, not that one. It's got Nick Cage in it."

Grug: "He actually goes by Nicolas."

"What?"

"What?"

Grug: "You can say Nick, it's fine. You've gotta get us out of here!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That sounds a lot like me! I enjoy adorning the walls of my living space with objects that are not so much functional as they are ornamental. It really helps to lower the internal pressure of my human blood, which is the opposite of what happens whenever I see one of those tacky bus lanes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, that's why I work in DevOps. Pre-defined scope.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Guys, I had a really fun idea. You know this great water spitter that is so much fun but only lives outside? I found a way to bring it inside so we can play with it whenever we want. You can thank me now or you can come play first if you're just really excited.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay this metaphor is getting kind of weird.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yes, the rarely discussed secret addendum to the 22nd Amendment, where it specifies terms don't count when using leapfrog rules.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

As an expert in cats, I can say yes, that black blur and the way it blends into the white looks exactly like the pattern you often see on the back of a black and white cat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I have a big screen android phone that I use mostly for games and social media apps, with a pop socket magsafed to the back because I have small hands. Goes in right pocket usually. With my keys on the rare occasion I use my car.

And I have a small screen iphone with very few apps, mostly just for taking videos and communicating with friends and family. Has a magsafe wallet on the back and goes in left pocket.

It makes me feel balanced, having a phone in each pocket. And lets me compartmentalize better.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

In the same way that the murderer is often first to the crime scene

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

They should have given him the chance to compete to the end in 2016 rather than forcing him to step down. But they would rather watch America's standing as a democratic republic crumble than see an administration where corporations make any less money.

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