Uli

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

In the same way that the murderer is often first to the crime scene

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

They should have given him the chance to compete to the end in 2016 rather than forcing him to step down. But they would rather watch America's standing as a democratic republic crumble than see an administration where corporations make any less money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yes, it's me, I'm the buyer. At any expense, I must possess all the apes. I'm here from the future, to spread the word that if we allow the genral public to have ownership over this level of stupidity, it will result in a runaway moron effect. And if left unchecked, then in my time, four hundred years from now, when we make first contact with other spacefaring civilizations, they're going to think we're really lame.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Vonnegut is my favorite, the one I model my own writing style after. Galopagos is my jam.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

A prune is a dried plum. And a date is the (often dried) fruit of the date palm tree.

This joke explanation brought to you by fiber. It's good for you!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well, I sure hope not, considering that would be a little bit frightening.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So... if you choose to hit more people, you can make more of them happy?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guys, I'm beginning to suspect this guy might live in canada.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah baby 🤤

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

6927

You know the one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No way that's where I had my first prune

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are NOT invited to my toga party.

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