UniversalMonk

And yet, I'm still here. Of course conservatives can't stand me--I'm not conservative. I don't believe in the duopoly. Which is why I proudly voted Socialist party and will continue to do. Can't wait for the next election, so I can vote for a socialist party again.

And half of those Universal Monks being banned aren't even me. LMAO They're trolls who are silly enough to use my name to try to get me banned. But they get banned with that name. So waste of their time.

But thanks for being so obsessed with me that you keep stats on my name. For some who can't stand me, you sure to seem to study me a lot.

Thanks, friend! :)

so I guess that’ll just have to be as irrelevant as your presence here

If I'm so irrelevant, then there shouldn't be any reason for calls to ban me, right? :)

I don’t give a shit.

We agree! It's a fun flame war, but it's fucking Lemmy. It ain't real life! LMAO

I’d like you to know that I was the one that reported your vulgar and harassing PMs you kept sending me after I told you several times to leave me alone.

lololol Remember when you thought I was a russian spy, then you thought I was a GROUP of russian spies getting paid in rubles, and that I'd disappear from Lemmy after the election? Remember how mad you were that I wasn't voting for Harris? Remember how you all thought that I was capable of throwing the election?! On fucking Lemmy?!

.world was a toxic shithole. Still is. Which is why it's such a popular instance for complaints in this very community.

You banning me from .world didn't stop me at all and allowed me to spread out and find better instances.

So I guess your little plan of banning me from Lemmy didn't work. Because I'm still here.

And people creating fake Universal Monk accounts just shows how much people are obsessed with me.

I'm still here.

So actually you did me a favor!! My name is everywhere now.

Just think, if you wouldn't have got me banned on Lemmy, I'd still be there, and you'd have just one name to block, and you'd never even see me. Isn't that funny? But I'm not leaving Lemmy. Ever. Even if I have to create a thousand usernames on a thousand instances.

Thank you for creating me, friend! :)

You know I'm right.

Of course you're gonna say that you didn't read it. Because I proved you wrong. And you don't wanna hear that.

And actually, yes, you did read it. :)

So Blaze, I'm a little disappointed in you. We have never agreed on anything, but you have always been a straight shooter.

I actually sent you a DM a day to two before this thread was even started, mentioning that I was noticing fake accounts with my name.

That was BEFORE this thread started. Not that I'm asking you to speak up for me or anything, but it's curious how you just sorta let this "ban evasion" conversation going on, while knowing that you had been alerted to the fake UniMonks by me.

And you seem fine to let the conversation carry about people's disbelief in fake accounts under my name. I have seen Universal Monk, Multiversal Monk, and RealUniversal Monk names.

I told you before this conversation ever started that there were fake accounts with my name. Can I ask why you stayed silent on that?

We're not friends. I get it. But you are usually impartial in your conversations.

And I just found another fake UniversalMonk posting to lemm.ee, which I have been banned from. And I just reported to the mod of c/conservative and the admin @[email protected] to report. :)

Hmmm, and the user created that name just recently. Around the time this thread was started. Wow, what a strange coincidence. A heated debate of my ban evading.

So I post proof that I don’t post in communities that I have been banned from. Then magically there are accounts with my name suddenly posting in communities I have been banned from. Even tho that wasn’t happening before this thread.

I messaged the mod, Ella and alerted her to the user and the post:

Actually just found another fake UniversalMonk posting to lemm.ee, which I have been banned from. And I just reported to the mod of c/conservative and the admin @[email protected] to report. :)

Hmmm, and the user created that name just recently. Around the time this thread was started. Wow, what a strange coincidence. A heated debate of my ban evading. So I post proof that I don't post in communities that I have been banned from.

Then magically there are accounts with my name suddenly posting in communities I have been banned from. Even tho that wasn't happening before this conversation.

Wow! What a coincidence! Imagine that. Right? Hmmm.. I wonder who could have done that. Hmmm...let me think. Who has had it out for me since before the election..and was really really mad that I didn't vote for harris? And would actually post stats of how many posts I made and my downvote count? Hmmm..oh and even made parody accounts of himself to accuse me of doing that...Who ever could that be? Hmmm...

You all need to pull up some admin logs so that truth can be known! lol

She may ignore messages from me since I have been banned from there, but feel free to message her yourself for verification. And I'd invite admins do that as well.

My message to the admin:

While that is some top-notch trollsmanship, you do know I don’t believe any of that bullshit, right?

I don't care if you believe me or not.

Besides it's lame trolling anyway. Because using my name and posting in a place I'm banned from, gets that name banned right away anyway.

So they are legit wasting their time. I've been banned from c/politics on .world. In the last 3 days, three different fake accounts with my name have posted there. And the comments get removed and the user gets banned right away. Like what's the fucking point of them doing that?! lolol

I've actually talked to one of the mods there about it. Feel free to ask Jordan about it. I alerted him and let him know there would be even more attempts and to keep a look out for this name and variations of my name.

My name is poison already. Using it and impersonating me doesn't do anything but just make more people think I'm everywhere--which would just be an example of "feeding the troll." It legit makes me laugh that that dude is so obsessed with me that he impersonates me.

The whole reason I am still on my main instances is because I don't ban evade. The whole reason I use the same user name on my different instances is so that it's recognizable right away. If I were to post in a banned community or on a banned instance under this user name, it'd be instantly recognizable and banned. That's the whole reason I use this name on other instances. To prove you all wrong.

The ONLY reason there are imposters of me is because they want you all to get riled up and have the entire fediverse ban me. But my main instance admins already know this. And that's why I'm still here.

If I wanted to ban evade, I'd just use a different name. I sure as fuck wouldn't use "Universal Monk," "REAL Universal Monk," or "Multiversal Monk." lololol

And if my name ever does get banned from entire fediverse, then I'll just use a different username.

I'm not fucking leaving Lemmy. No matter how much you all get mad about it. This name or another, I'll be here. I'm not going anywhere. I'm retired. I have all the fucking time in the world to post on Lemmy. One way or another, I'll keep posting. I also have my own instances.

Save yourselves the grief and just block me. Because banning won't do anything.

Thanks, amiko!

I alerted admins to him. I know who he is. He's done it before. He'll do it again. He's mad because in the early days I made fun of people with ai girlfriends. He got offended because he had one. Then he got more mad because I refused to vote for Harris in the election.

He also makes parodies of his OWN accounts, so that he can blame it on me. He's been stalking me since that first day I was on Lemmy and made fun of ai girlfriends. Which is hilarious to me! :)

His work can be seen in this very thread. He can be pretty maggoty sometimes. :)

Unless you're an admin for an instance that I'm on, I don't care if you believe me.

Notice that I'm still on Lemmy in spite of you all wanting me off. My main instances (which I won't name so you guys don't send them hateful DM's) know the truth and stand behind me. :)

Thanks, friend!

I haven't evaded any bans. Please provide proof that I post in communities that I've been banned from. People keep saying that about me, but show show no proof of it.

And when I see people masquerading as me trying to post in banned communities in order to get you all riled up, I report them to admin and to mods. As I had to do just yesterday with "multiversal_[email protected]." and multiple accounts of someone calling themselves "RealUniversalMonk."

They probably mod those communities as well, so reports never reach the admins

But if I am posting to my own community that I have NOT been blocked from, and on an instance I have NOT been blocked from, how would that be ban evasion?

I understand why you’re pretending that’s not what you did.

I'm not pretending anything. Dude, I have no way of knowing of how you block me or don't block me or what names you have blocked or what instances you have blocked.

You have taken your "minor" annoyance and made it this huge thing like I am fucking stalking you which is false.

You have all the fucking stats on me and where I post and how I post, then you can fucking see how little you and I actually interact.

I alternate through my accounts on different instances regularly. Each instance has a different vibe. That's the fucking fediverse. I'm sorry you don't like that I can do that.

So for the love of whatever gods you like, please come up with a #wildcard script that will just block every instance of my name. I have no reason to follow you. But you post a LOT. So our paths will cross.

I have never harassed you. Stop saying that. Responding to a post that you made in a public forum is not harassing. You post in communities that i post it. That's the fucking internet.

IF I WANTED TO BLOCK/BAN EVADE, I WOULD COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT USERNAME TO DO IT! Which have not done.

Which brings up another subject, so I have a request. Since you seem to know where and how I post and every fucking second of the day I am online, can you please please please, address all the people who say that I am multiple people, that I live in russia, that I post 24 hours a day, and can you inform Draconic [email protected] and [email protected] that I'm not the alts that they say I am? lol

Motherfuck, you all have gone batshit crazy over my name. You all have spent more time talking about me than the 10 seconds it would have taken to just fucking block me.

So use your little script program thingy, write some sort of wildcard name search script, put my name in it and boom! Every single instance of my username will be blocked even when I create a new one, and you can stop obsessing about me.

I'm not leaving Lemmy. I have just as much right as you do to be here. Even if I am on a 100 instances. Write your little wildcard name blocker and be done with it.

And again, I'm not the fucking point of your original post that this thread is about! This is all off-topic. lol

That's not proof. In fact, I specifically said it wasn't me in that very thread you are showing.

Please provide proof that I impersonated anyone, anywhere. Someone saying they thought it was me, doesn't make it so.

This entire community is about proving accusations. So please, provide proof. You showed a screen shot of accusation. And that person didn't provide proof or even logic in is presumption.

That is the equivalent of me saying that "remotelove" started an alt account with the name of "sanctus."

You wanna hate me, cool. But at least be accurate about it. I'm plenty hated enough, that you don't have to go making up shit about me.

Also, I am NOT the main topic of this thread. This is all off-topic. But if you are bringing up, then you have to prove it.