Closh!
Unpigged
performs a magic protective ritual
Scsh!
Zsh!
It's not a competition, but that was just mobile browser. Add a personal laptop and a work laptop for the full measure.
Bunch of anons: DDoS Xitter
Elona: Ukraine did it!
Wait before this dimwit will start screaming of casus belli against an unfriendly Ukraine and the USA will start selling Russia weapons.
There's an old Soviet joke: A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away. After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?" "I'm looking for an obituary." "An obituary? But those are in the back!" "Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
Tabs. I need more open tabs. Currently at 67.
Or even better, you can buy yourself a pet president.
I mean, fucking up is a common thing people do and is an integral part of the human condition. What should be emphasized about Jobs case is that he fucked up his own liver, learned the cause and treatments, used his wealth to cut in the waiting line to get a liver transplant, and then fucked his second liver just the same way. This is the definition of terminally stupid, and no UX focus will ever change that.
Es ist wichtig zu erinnern, dass Selenskyj der Grund für Trumps erstes Amtsenthebungsverfahren war. Trump ist ein alter, böser und nachtragender Opa, der eher in eine Kneipe mit ebenso durchgeknallten Typen gehört als ins Oval Office.
They were also bred for food and brought into Ireland by Normans. Irish people called them 'Gráinneog' (gran-nyog), meaning 'little ugly thing'.