Uschaan

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

Complaining I was recommended by Gemini to contact Google support. When I asked for the link it replied "link to Google".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Disable the app named Google.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Frame mounted battery: I keep it inside, and when I arrive I bring it inside there too. I have not experienced degraded performance at all. 20min rides, a few below freezing, all winter. ☃️

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dr: Are you vaccinated?

Pat: No!

Dr: Do you drink raw milk?

Pat: Every day for breakfast!

Dr: Ok then we have a diagnosis, a severe case of stupid!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The 5/6 feet (inches) rules.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

This is when you turn off notifications from that app. Use the app whenever you want, not someone else or a machine.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Maybe you just need to derf yourself.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

🎵 Nerver hungry, never thirsty 🎵

🎼 Launched within a year - or thirty.

🫳

🎤

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

She changed her name 16 times.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'd hate to be named Jobs, working at Intel. 🔪

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'm pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.

 

incorrect combination of memes

 

They were ganglions.

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