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I just dusted this TABLE YESTERDAY!!

😺: I almost died!

True. Cars consoles (knowingly here in the US) are non-standard in their layouts. I was one day surprised while riding as passenger in my sister's new 2023 car that she didn't know how to turn on the headlights. The light "switch" was a menu button, to go inside a menu, and a mode needed to be selected. That was one scary day.

"Never leave baggage unattended at anytime. If you see unattended baggage please repor-- MISTER ROBERT ANTWAN ZIMMEKIZ, YOU HAVE 1 CALL WAITING FOR YOU ON THE WHITE COURTESY TELEPHONE..."

And it has Bluetooth connectivity to manage her A1C in the app.

Some prefer the taste of Peppa Pibb.

Mayo is the same color as the Constitution of the United States. It's more really real than l̶̶e̶̶g̶̶a̶̶l̶̶l̶̶y̶̶ ̶̶ ethically allowed possible.
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/hellmanns-real-mayonnaise-24-gallon-drum/125HLMN8828.html

Mayo tanker truck waiting patiently for the BBQ sauce and Pepto Bismol tanker trucks to depart...

My dad's 1978 house fell-through when he tried to use this weatherization\effeciency\free repair program back in 2005. The local overseer company could only "gift" one single family house per month. The applicant list was +5,000 homes long. Funds were exhausted in less than 1 year... so that's like 11 or 12 homes that got what they needed.

Everyone else got: weather stripping, faucet areators, 2 smoke alarms, window repair glue, 5 (max) compact florescent bulbs, 1 "air filter" for your ac\furnace (it was garbage fishing troller net precut filter floss), an attic inspection, a house pressure air leak test, and one tree removal referral (never happened).

The team that came to the house was professional though. Protective gear, professional testing equipment, They mentioned half received minimum wage, half volunteers.

In the end, the bad roof and single-pane windows remained.

A wormhole type time machine would leave the travel points A and B physically independent of each other. This opens up the option to change destinations... step in at New York, exit in San Francisco.

That was actually an episode of Star Trek:The Next Generation. A entire planet decided to be "100% vanity" by casting out its "evil" (in the form of a black sludge, go figure) and imprisoned it away. Spoiler, over centuries the sludge became more angrier, powerful, got telekinesis (throw rocks with their mind), and took over that entire planet.