Warp10Lizard

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Between grocery prices and 12 different streaming services who keep upping their prices, we're getting gouged on the bread and circuses too.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's in a hoodie, take him out!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Agreed, but they'll inevitably fuck those up too.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey, that geiser was three times over the legal limit. It was hot acid and whiskey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Ignorance is bliss, defund NOAA!

#SharpiesArePredictiveTools #ConeOfCertainty

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's quite the reach. It certainly could have been the McDonald's propaganda of whose details I was fully aware, but it was more likely the "My Mac and cheese took too long to cook" suit, the "Texas Pete isn't even made in Texas" suit, the infamous "$54 million because my dry cleaner lost my pants" suit, or any of a litigious litany of loonies trying to sue for exorbitant sums of money over minor inconveniences.

Space junk comes through your roof and you want the damages repaired? Cool. McDonald's not included.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That thing is cool AF.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I hate frivolous lawsuits as much as anyone, but this seems very reasonable. Fix my stuff and let me keep the piece and we're cool.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sophisticated computer scripts

if (request) { Connection.Stream(video); }

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm embarrassed that it took me two days to get this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Aside from a back alley, where do you find a doctor to perform this?

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