Winco

Link https://www.stirlingsoap.com/collections/all/products/sharp-dressed-man-aftershave-splash

Sharp Dressed Man is a good general purpose aftershave.

Mmm, cashews.

https://freedos.org/

Ah, yes! Political cat with pipe. Most amusing content to engage with.

I had a girlfriend once, but she pasta way.

Board games with friends and family. My brother rotates hosting board game night with his friends and it's great fun.

Ah, clever.

The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.

https://www.mobilityco.co.uk/products/rascal-388-xl-mobility-scooter

Something, something, Rampart.

"For me to support these versions, I would likely lose money because the user base is just not there (both of these platforms account for roughly 0.6% of all my Steam wishlists)."

That's not a good metric to go off of bud. If I had backed this, I'd be feeling some kind of way right now. Unfortunately, as a Linux user, this is just par for the course. Devs promising a Linux Version only to cancel it later happens often enough that it's almost expected at this point. Blech!