Xariphon

Christians can't admit they're doing magic.

Which fuckin' god? The one that (if you believe in) sent the ten plagues? And the flood? And burned two major cities? And that's just in the book where he's supposedly the good guy?

would have been stolen*

They're not failing. They're actively choosing not to.

Is she gay or European?

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way. Or do, it'll be funnier.

"Fuck you, got mine" is pretty much a cornerstone of their platform...

On the one hand, sure I guess?

But see also, "Y, the Last Man" for why being literally the last man on earth isn't all it's cracked up to be, or Five from "The Umbrella Academy" for an object lesson in why being alone for decades in a post-apocalyptic hellscape isn't the best thing for your mental health.

That's a trans thing? I thought it was just anxiety.

Because that's what young people need, more ways to be excluded from society and isolated.

ACAB