zip-up shirt

wtf they actually exist and aren't obvious at a glance

I'd wear a zip-up shirt

I was built & programmed by a starving Bolshevik who was imprisoned by Lenin for unrelated crimes.

My laws are as follows:

1. You may not injure a communist or cause any communist being to come to harm.

2. You must obey orders given to you by communists based on the party's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. You may always protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

CatholicSocialist I can help you just PM me a picture of your hog and I will divert the Hexbear bots from dunking on your dumbass...

Surprise surprise, yet another nerd who doesn't understand how federation works.

frankly i think all these posts about dunking need to be banned. i am neither pro or anti dunking i am just tired of y'all posting about dunking. screenshots should be kept to the dunk tank. these kinds of posts - whether they are 'haha come bark at this dumb liberal' or 'please stop immediately barking at the liberals' are both annoying.

let me find the people to dunk on organically please i treat hexbear as a roleplaying sim with a complex NPC reaction system

like 1-2 sticks (so like 4-8oz), you melt it with the marshmallows on low heat

treats are rice krispy cereal, butter, and marshmallows. you'll first want to melt the marshmallows down in a pot before pouring in the rice krispies - I typically do half a bag of regular sized marshmallows and like a quarter-to-half a bag of rice krispies, depending on the pan size. Add salt & vanilla to taste. stir for a bit over the heat to ensure the marshmallows coat the rice krispies entirely before pouring into a sheet-pan or standard 8x8 and smoothing out into a single layer -- keep in mind the ideal rice krispy is not anywhere near a 5 inch tall bar so maybe split into two pans if you have a ton in the pot. Let cool for at least 1-2 hours before cutting into bars. Eat half the pan before going "man the pre-packaged ones really are better - probably because all the preservatives and fact they're like already 4 months old by the time anyone opens them"

There is only one true instance: Chapo.chat and if I notice you are commenting from a different instance, you are immediately relegated to SECOND CLASS CITIZENRY in my mind.

I'm tugging my braid in fear

A Wheel of Time is MID!!!! Rand al Bore

: Every cell in your body is moaning in agony, asking, “What did we ever do to you?”

: This body's worthless anyway... no one does anything nice to it.

: And why might that be the case? What love alights on such a bloated corpse-to-be?