abstrusedilemma

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Vomit on his sweater already

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

They appear all at once, directly above your head

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Pittsburgh: I want a grid, but make it a triangle

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Alabama's gotten me so upset

Tennessee made me lose my rest

And everybody knows about Mississippi, goddamn

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ain't it funny how the factory doors close

Around the time that school doors close

Around the time that a hundred thousand jail cells

Open up to greet you like the reaper