asparagus9001

joined 2 years ago
[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

it's really amazing how you know literally nothing about the website you actually signed up for but you're a PhD candidate on everything to do with hexbear

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I actually don't give a shit what anyone thinks of my originality because I didn't want them here to begin with

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

mediabiasfactcheck approved

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Dirt_Owl is Chuck Tingle: CONFIRMED

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

You change up the language a little and this could 100% be a Hunter S Thompson bit

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

It was the medication I was on. For my blood pressure. It fucked with my head, but I'm over that now. I could probably get a letter from my doctor.

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Technically we were "on lemmy" before 99.9999% of the world had ever heard of it, if we consider that lemmy is the software and federation is (as we are now seeing) an optional feature

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If i googled every no name hack who made a bad post on twitter that ended up on hexbear I'd get even more of nothing done with my life

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They actually did mention it was based (based on what? based on something) but I couldn't remember what - good shout

And yeah it's literally the header image on their homepage

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

This is a pivot table made from his credit card statements in excel format, you could get 90% of the way there by just filtering for doordash

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Nah

Doordash isn't gonna let you export reports of your spending to excel and "sum of subtotal" is the default label for a pivot table, this is pulled from his credit card statement

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (7 children)

You're actually not super far off - their entire gimmick is 1) being open until 3-4am 2) they sell subs that have like, chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich

They were on shark tank and pretty upfront for national TV that "this is complete trash food you're going to feel bad about tomorrow that you order when you're drunk and high and everhthing is closed"

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