asparagus9001

it's really amazing how you know literally nothing about the website you actually signed up for but you're a PhD candidate on everything to do with hexbear

I actually don't give a shit what anyone thinks of my originality because I didn't want them here to begin with

mediabiasfactcheck approved

Dirt_Owl is Chuck Tingle: CONFIRMED

You change up the language a little and this could 100% be a Hunter S Thompson bit

It was the medication I was on. For my blood pressure. It fucked with my head, but I'm over that now. I could probably get a letter from my doctor.

Technically we were "on lemmy" before 99.9999% of the world had ever heard of it, if we consider that lemmy is the software and federation is (as we are now seeing) an optional feature

If i googled every no name hack who made a bad post on twitter that ended up on hexbear I'd get even more of nothing done with my life

They actually did mention it was based (based on what? based on something) but I couldn't remember what - good shout

And yeah it's literally the header image on their homepage

This is a pivot table made from his credit card statements in excel format, you could get 90% of the way there by just filtering for doordash

Nah

Doordash isn't gonna let you export reports of your spending to excel and "sum of subtotal" is the default label for a pivot table, this is pulled from his credit card statement

You're actually not super far off - their entire gimmick is 1) being open until 3-4am 2) they sell subs that have like, chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich

They were on shark tank and pretty upfront for national TV that "this is complete trash food you're going to feel bad about tomorrow that you order when you're drunk and high and everhthing is closed"