The best I’ve heard is still when Bruce Arians called a struggling rookie DJ Humphries “Knee-deep” because that’s how far his foot had to be up his ass
DJ never really got over that one lol. But he did improve a lot since then
I realize it’s not a pun and I didn’t read the whole post, whoops
Put another way, no QB #1 pick over 5’9 has ever lost to an undrafted rookie QB