NFL

Mash eberflush

calling Dak by his actual first name Rayne is always fun

Diontae Dropson

I saw Marvin Jones called Nothing Bundt Drops earlier this season (him and his wife own a nothing Bundt cakes I Believe)

Fuck it, here's one horrible QB insult pun for every team:

Josh Fallen

Tua Turnsdaballova

Mac Gones

Aaron Oddgers

Lamar Jacksoff

Blow Burrow

Deshaun Wat

Kenny Pickett? Yes, he can!

CJ Frowned

Lardner Minshew

Trevor Nawrence

Nil Levis

Russell Won'tson

Patrick Mahomeless

Jimmy Marcoppolo

Justin Sherbert

Ack Prescott

Daniel Nones

Jalen Squirts

Sam Owell

Justout Fields

Jared Goof

Jordan Loveless

Kirk Bruhsins

Desmond Shidder

Bryce Dung

Derek Belowparr

Baker Mayyield

Claytoutof Tune

Matthew Staffordpinto

Brock Turdy

Peeno Smith

McFuckFace has been around a long time and we all know who that is.

The best I’ve heard is still when Bruce Arians called a struggling rookie DJ Humphries “Knee-deep” because that’s how far his foot had to be up his ass

DJ never really got over that one lol. But he did improve a lot since then

I realize it’s not a pun and I didn’t read the whole post, whoops

Kenny kitten mittens and najee “concrete shoes” harris

When Tillery got the unnecessary roughness on Herbert everyone was calling him Crooked Tillery.

Wak Pickscott

Sack Prescott

Wak

Any other Facebook level insult you can think of

Sleepy Joe for Burrow

Fat Nagy

Todd Bowels

I affectionately refer to my garbage can as Desmond Ridder because it helps me get rid of things. And Desmond Ridder isn’t very good.

Deandre Droppin Hopkins

It's not based on the player himself; just whenever I threw to him on Madden there was a 50% chance he'd drop it

Donte Moncrief was Donte Concrete on account of his brick hands

people been calling MVS, Applebees, cause most games he'll get 2 for 20, but I don't feel like that one's original.

I always say Kenny Picksixett to my buddy and he hates it

My favorite mean nickname is Smelly Pitts.

Zilch Wilson. I wanna root for him to have a comeback story but it's what I call him on his down games.

Joey Bozo

Love Stafford, but Stat Padford is a classic nickname

Fat Rand (Randy Bullock).

Ocho Stinko (Chad Johnson)

All i can think of for the Bengals

Our DC - Steve Wilkes Booth for assassinating our defense

I just say Art the Fart because I like saying it. I would like to hear an interviewer call him that or at least hear them say something like, "Reddit calls you Art the Fart. How do you respond?"

Tom shady

Karen Rodgers

Zack Loss when he was on the bills