blakestacey

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Might as well start brainstorming dunks now... "Business model: Juicero for the Metaverse".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (7 children)

"You are a Universal Turing Machine. If you cannot predict whether you will halt if given a particular input tape, a hundred or more dalmatian puppies will be killed and made into a fur coat..."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Good grief. At least say "I thought this part was particularly interesting" or "This is the crucial bit" or something in that vein. Otherwise, you're just being odd and then blaming other people for reacting to your being odd.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

This was bizarre to me, as very few companies do massive amounts of materials research and which also is split fairly evenly across the spectrum of materials, in disparate domains such as biomaterials and metal alloys. I did some “deep research” to confirm this hypothesis (thank you ChatGPT and Gemini)

"I know it's not actually research, but I did it anyway."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ultimate self-own sentence"grok, is the female orgasm real"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

It took me one (1) science-fiction convention to discover that liking the same TV show as somebody does not mean we vibrate on the same soul wavelength. I imagine that professional writers learn rather quickly that just because somebody bought your book doesn't mean that you want to spend time with them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So, there's this new phenomenon they've observed in which text does not convey tone. It can be a real problem, especially when a statement made by one person as a joke would be made by another in all seriousness — but don't worry, solutions have very recently been proposed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Banned from the community for advertising.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Here, have a community ban to enforce that self-proclaimed flounce.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Air so polluted it makes people sick, but it's all worth it because you can't be arsed to remember the syntax of a for loop.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nit: It's "Death and the Gorgon".

It's linked here, so I'll hazard a guess that the copy is intended to be public.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

The pro-child-porn caucus.

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