dosuser123456

joined 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

...told ya its awful!

 

im sorry for how bad this looks. yes this is actually what most of my code looks like, yes the minified parts were like that by hand, yes this is painful to look at to a point where i think this is the best place for it. yes, it actually works, at least. also yes there really are 0 comments as to wtf this shit is.

(i mean, theres no rule banning code you wrote yourself...only ai generated, but this was made by hand)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

......fsck cocacola, apple, valve and walmart then

well maybe not walmart, no need to, they did it themselves

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

mom driven development

if my mom doesnt yell at me because my code broke something impirtant, no need to fix it

 

trust me bro

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

i thought that noise was a printer and a robot having a boner wtf

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

holding his dads old pc xt did anyone call me?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

anyone else recognized the os just from that text editor?

ui is clearly edit.com, therefore must be dos. most likely 5.0 or 6.22

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

windows xp kernel included dirty hacks from when ms-dos 6.22 was in active development and not released yet and they might still be there in 10

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

insert low quality jpeg of a yellow blob unidentifiable to compression artifacts here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

then i must be the pastafari /j

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

great, now the compiler wont let me modify my programs (i really should get better at coding because i seem to only know to do spaghetti)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

tbh nor am i, this is becoming vim vs emacs 2.0 isnt it

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mmmmm pasta (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

who wants pasta in their computer?

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/32835842

crossposted from irc

 

crossposted from irc

 
 

oh yeah the old randtitle.js was an edited copy of tpes randomtext.js and the new one is ripped off irc

also no i never made nes games

 
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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

#ilovefs

thanks to john de murga and the puppy community for making the distro im on (rip john), the guys at gitlab for making the site i guess (sadly i lost my login), thomas knutz and his friends for making basic (i guess it counts??? rip tom), the guys at wine hq for making the emulator and of course to richard stallman for making this whole foss thing a reality...

edit: also the guys at sdf and whoever made lemmy, thx u

 

i keep forgetting everything

 

TRYING TO DEFINE CHIPTUNE ARTISTS ON YOUTUBE WITH A SENGLE SENTENCE:

  • dublUayayaychtee: that one dude who plays minecraft, uses modplug a lot and likes taking 2 year long naps between uploads (and has a really weird name)
  • no one 1: some 16 year old dev who likes using a LOT of drums whenever he touches famitracker
  • Mugo: "its just a little project while i get better and become good enough to broaden my style" proceeds to drop an absolute banger
  • CHP-3Y: a cyborg dude who makes covers of videogame ost that are better than the actual ost of the game
  • TTW: "guys i have depression, this track sucks bcuz im kinda out of ideas rn" proceeds to drop one of the best things youve ever heard coming from the 2a03 and make a whole driver in asm just to have a better dpcm sample looping
  • Abstract64: "ima torture opl3 a bit lol, and make its cries for mercy sound like something youd hear in a professional album"
  • EntropyAuthor: "look, they added more chips to furnace, ima make a song with em :D"
  • FireSpike33: casually makes the biggest banger youve ever heard in all of chiptune
  • WheatenClient33: that one dude who ALWAYS uses the vera when making stuff in furnace (and who for some reason one of their tracks is literally an x86 mov instruction)
  • zabutom: "guys what if i use fasttracker2 as a sample in fasttracker2"
  • Persune: "k here u hav masterpiece. 2 chords" somehow the thing never gets boring
  • selina: go go go gadget nes
  • Unconventional: "AY IN BEEPBOX GUYS. AY IN BEEPBOX."

and those are all i can think about rn

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