You can use any OTP App or device of your choosing. TOTP is a simple standard for 2FA which is why nobody necessarily needs Google or Microsoft Authenticator.
There is Aegis, FreeOTP, OTPManager (iOS/macOS) and many others. Some Password Managers like 1Password, BitWarden and KeepassXC also support OTP.
That's just satire. That "quote" is so obviously not a quote.