Gut an AC from the dump. Replace the condenser with a tube in tube heat exchanger, using your cold water as a heat sink. Brazed plate HX if you're feeling rich. Replace the cap tube with a TXV for better load tracking. Recharge with R290.
T Sure this is even further beyond your skill level but is the best possible way to use a source of cold to chill your apartment. You can locate it anywhere convenient, not just by the window. You could likely get a COP over 5 and be discharging the water in a fairly modest stream at around 30-40C.
I should probably clarify what I mean by that. Unlike most countries, most of Canada is probably best described as "a barely habitable hellscape"
Even the pioneers relied heavily on existing supply chains, and in most regions aside from southern BC and Ontario the natives lived an unenviable hand to mouth existence.
So while working harder for the same cheque is a bad idea, if everyone stops working at all (which feels like it's on the brink of happening, some days) the collapse of our society actually means losing our ability to survive in a country that actively wants to kill you on most days.
I live way out in the country in a mostly self reliant community, but the amount of material and energy we need to bring in just to survive always worries me.