faythofdragons

*cries in ehlers-danlos*

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end. Ergo, I am not responsible for the deaths of those kids.

It's even hard to make that joke nowadays, because that's literally an argument Musk is pushing.

Crap legal advice from lawyers is far too common and it sucks. I grew up in a gang area, so I know several people who've gotten public defenders. Every one I've heard of has been overworked to the point of just suggesting they try to plea deal out because mounting an actual defense would take too much time away from the other cases on their docket.

The general reaction I get to that is 'oh well, why should I care about a gang member's civil rights" and it's infuriating that we're so happy to assume guilt before it's proven in court.

Effectively, yeah. I'm still gonna complain tho, haha

K

(Just throwing shade)

Trump still owes my county from his 2016 campaign. He rented out the fairgrounds for a rally and never paid up.

But what if I want to split colors apart instead of combining them?

Frosted butts

Speaking of complaints we have about the fediverse...

You linked to a post on sh.itjust.works, but I'm on slrpnk.net, so if I want to interact with it, I have hoops to jump through first.

You say no one can see it, but the tree octopus would totally eat it

Blue crabs do turn red when cooked, but red crabs are always red.

Gotta say, the biggest reason I'm not on Pixedfed is because I was told that I could migrate my instagram content, but the two instances I signed up for had that option disabled. I can't seem to find an instance that tells you upfront if it's allowed or not, and I've already wasted enough time on it.