fitjazz

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not exactly the same but I know a dancer that works on her laptop sitting on the floor almost doing the splits with her elbows on the floor on front of her. Just seeing her do it makes me hurt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Some nights that's what it feels like I'm doing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like the way you think. Not sure if my wife would be too happy about it though

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (10 children)

If I sleep on my stomach I can't move my neck the next day, right side my right hand goes painfully numb, left side my left hand goes painfully numb, back both hands go numb. There is literally no position I can sleep in that I don't wake up after a couple of hours and have to shift to a different position.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well, my days of not takin' ya seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was a kid my mom was baking potatoes one time and realized partway through that she forgot to stab them before putting them in the oven. She quickly opened the oven and slid the rack out and stabbed one with a fork. Unfortunately it was too late. I was standing right next to the oven and potato exploded all over my mom and I as soon as the fork touched it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It doesn't really have any nutritional value for them but it fills them up so they don't eat as much of the things that they should be eating to get proper nutrition.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My father in law has dementia and my mother in law has to hide certain foods from him so he doesn't just constantly eat. Bananas are the main thing she has to hide. One day she was in the living room and noticed him standing in the kitchen eating a banana. She knew she had hidden them so she went to see if he had found her stash and when she got into the kitchen he turned around and offered her a bite of the stick of butter he was eating. He had peeled it like a banana and was just chomping away. After that the fridge got a padlock.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My wife (43) and I (41) had an epic sword fight last month after finishing off 2 rolls of wrapping paper.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Fix It All the Time

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